Coach Lance Gordon Quotes

College Coach for Men's Soccer at Ripon College

Lance Gordon Quotes

“We'll knock it up the side drop it see if we cant boom hit that and go from there, and then we'll go that route.”
― Coach Lance Gordon

“Help me lick my a*@!*.”
― Coach Lance Gordon

“Ref are you f*@!* kidding me?”
― Coach Lance Gordon

“I shouldnt have to f*@!* teach you to attack the goal.”
― Coach Lance Gordon

“I started the season at 215 lbs and I'm down to 195. I can't sleep or eat because I care about this team so much.”
― Coach Lance Gordon

“Boom Boom Boom and its in, and we'll go from there.”
― Coach Lance Gordon

“Your best chance at scoring a goal, is to shoot the ball as close to the keepers ribs as you can.”
― Coach Lance Gordon

“When in doubt, bottlehole... spic”
― Coach Lance Gordon