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College Coach for Baseball at Rollins College

   

Jon Sjogren Quotes

“Once you all realize that you know absolutely nothing about baseball, you all will get a lot better.”
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“Hey Chow Chang, are you going to pick up these helmets or what?"”
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“You're all soft!!!, oh but don't worry, the world needs soft people like dentists and florists"”
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“Your the guy I beat up before I get to the real fight.”
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“I am not hungry, so your not hungry" when asked if we could get a meal for the team when all we had to eat for an entire day was a granola bar and a 6 inch sub.”
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“I would stab you in the heart if you had one!"”
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“Trust me...im a Doctor”
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“Not only are you bad at baseball, your friends dont even like you”
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“We have to get the water in the rock”
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