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F · 53/100 · 3 ratings

Former Coach for Men's Swimming at Illinois Institute of Technology - [add camp link]

Knowledge of SportF
Technical TrainingF
Game StrategyF
Communication SkillsF
Cares for Athlete's Well-BeingD-
Organizational SkillsF
Dedication and Loyalty to ProgramF
Fairness of Playing TimeF
Openness to Student AthletesF
Quality of StaffB+
Quality of PracticesF
Overall GradeF

Would you play for this coach? (again)
Yes: 0.0%
No: 100.0%

General Comments, Funny Stories, etc.

"This man is a pathological liar who was upheld as a decent human being by the athletic director Enzley Mitchell...another liar. Ted Greenhouse told us he was a personal friend of USC's Dave Salo and ran all of our workouts by him... Salo doesn't have any idea who he is. He said he won a gold medal in the Pan Am games in a year when they weren't even held.

Definitely mentally ill and a LIAR, LIAR, LIAR. Worst coach ever on the face of the earth

Knows nothing about swimming. Doesn't even know how to use a stop watch" - 10/4/2012

"I wrote a five page review for this coach, but decided to save it for the school's athletic director. I think I could still submit a quality review with just the first and last sentences of my essay:

"Ted Greenhouse is one of the most incompetent persons I have ever met. He has turned good student-athletes into hateful people."" - 11/24/2011

"This is literally the worst coach on the face of the earth. I don't believe there is any way that he ever coached swimming. He doesn't understand anything about the sport, he has no plan for training, and his practices are the same everyday. He claims to be a distance coach, but his idea for distance practices a 4000 yard practice with no set doing more than 200's. He is a pathological liar: he says that he was a CEO and President of a Bank, an accountant, in the army, and that he played baseball for a minor league baseball team. He was just an insurance examiner. He is also extremely sexist and doesn't listen to what girls have to say. I cannot question that he cares about the team, he does, but he really has no idea what he's doing or how to coach, and he's not nice and not fair. Never would I have chosen this coach to swim for, and never would I go somewhere where this man was anywhere close to." - 11/13/2011

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Illinois Institute of Technology Men's Swimming Win Loss Records

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id cid spid Year Head Coach Winning % Wins Losses Ties Championships / Awards  
168586 40328 14 2014 Kyllian Griffin ? ? ? ? ? -
141642 35078 14 2013 Maria McIntyre ? ? ? ? -
88717 10425 14 2012 Ted Greenhouse ? ? ? ? -
61891 10425 14 2011 Ted Greenhouse ? ? ? ? -
9014 8699 14 2010 Rob Bond ? ? ? ? -

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